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I'm a troll

2009-07-23 18:39:04 by karlkoolkid1999b
Updated

No, I'm not actually a 10-year-old rapper as some people have figured. I'm done with this account now.

So how'd I do?


karls back

2009-07-06 17:12:34 by karlkoolkid1999b

im finally back with a new ass-kicking rap

karls back, kick this shit off, im freestylin
i aint a one trick, i got shit, im versatile an
if you need some shit done, give me a dial an
n***a say what you want im freeflyin

i get shit done, ill fuck shit up
no second thoughts, shit gets done like "sup"
im a brutal n***a, imma pwn these nubs
nothin left but a charred pancake cup

them haters aint last long versus karl
ill take em all on in one big brawl
before they say shit, they ensnarled
fuck you up into a crippled gnarl

ill stir shit up like robert morris
i beat you up like chuck fucking norris
all the while in your girls clitoris

n***a please, its karl say zing zing

zerobombers - i kill em
my n***as - we just chillin
trollers - they just suck an
their bitches - i fuck em
haters - i cap em
newgrounds - they just fappin

n***a please, its karl say zing zing

my raps the flyest in the motherfuckin universe
nothing is better, all your shits worse
if you try to diss me, you might just be cursed
im the best at everything im so diverse

im the best on the site, i make it what it is
i dont care, what n***a hater says
i already know im a motherfuckin whiz
but pedos askin my age - mind your own biz

they think they can ban me as they please
from stickam, the BBS, reviewing, thats threes
so this site im gonna motherfuckin seize
shits so tight, you die if you cut the cheese

not for long bitch, karl will be your king
you think you can fight it, A-game you bring?
bitch please, your dead before anything

n***a please, its karl say zing zing

zerobombers - i kill em
my n***as - we just chillin
trollers - they just suck an
their bitches - i fuck em
haters - i cap em
newgrounds - they just fappin

zerobombers - i kill em
my n***as - we just chillin
trollers - they just suck an
their bitches - i fuck em
haters - i cap em
newgrounds - they just fappin

n***a please, its karl say zing zing


[KKK99] - GET FUCKED

2009-06-25 20:56:12 by karlkoolkid1999b

get buck by young buck (listen to that)
meets newgrounds
check it

lyrics:

Yeah! Get 'em Karl!

Okay! Imma owning in the forum and n***a can't touch it
Im pwnin and HEY! this is bullshit
banned from the forum for seven long days
watch me do my thang, continue to amaze
ridin a revenge clause, im so hot im smokin
ban me all ya want, reason or not
ya know ill be back and ill still be the best
you know ill still own, matter of a fact
i can pwn tomfulp and wadefulp at once
them gay fags on this site be like lemme flame that
karlkoolkid just be like hate the game brat
I make sick beats on this site, im the best bro
Mr.Stupidmod still tryin to ban me though
fuck that mofo, i aint goin, fuck no
cant ban me im untouchable, so fuck yourself bitch, you know

haters bannin me from this shit (Its OK)
I bounce back and I never quit (Its OK)
Soon my tracks hoggin your top 5 (Its OK)
Im the best, and i will survive (Its OK)
Now get fucked bitch (yea.. fuck yourself you fag)
Get fucked bitch (yea.. fuck yourself you fag)
Get fucked bitch (yea.. fuck yourself you fag)
Get fucked bitch (yea.. fuck yourself you fag)

Put my songs in your flash game give credit homey
you get a fivefest instantly so bow to me
but if there no song your flash is just shit
got the whole site talkin bout it,lets get on wit it

Numba 1 overall, got my song parked
numba two lookin up like you da best bro
ima kool kid, karl is the koolest
all you other fags gotta need a gay test
karlkoolkid is the best, fuck what ya heard
comparing me to others is plainly absurd
Sit back and write a rhyme, pimpin out your site
know me in the forum, love me at the portal

im just bein me, but im just so great
if you disagree you need to get fucked mate
youll be dead before you run since your so overweight
(I bet he got a dildo) well he need to get fucked ay

haters bannin me from this shit (Its OK)
I bounce back and I never quit (Its OK)
Soon my tracks hoggin your top 5 (Its OK)
Im the best, and i will survive (Its OK)
Now get fucked bitch (yea.. fuck yourself you fag)
Get fucked bitch (yea.. fuck yourself you fag)
Get fucked bitch (yea.. fuck yourself you fag)
Get fucked bitch (yea.. fuck yourself you fag)

Im so cool
represent the wesside
n***a get your head out your ass
i already know im the best so you gotta get fucked
imma laughin at your review
yeah! Shawty i see you! now click on that goddamn five! Hey! LETS GO!



Poppin them thangs meets newgrounds
check it out

Lyrics:

Every page I go to
the wankstas on NG, the whole crew (Cracka what?)
judging by their content
i can tell that they be fappin them danks
(x2)

karlkoolkid here straight from the hood
i come to ng theres always a lot of dis wood
erect, unused ew what the fuck
lots of horny noob all witout luck
apparently these guys aint got 50 fo a hoe
they just lookin at hentai and watchin it grow
all these ngs users just seem like horny losers
i drive by in my mothafuckin battle cruiser (haha)
dat how we do it here in the ghetto
got my glock in one hand the other a stiletto
tryin to find some cool dudes tryin to start a crew
searched for the coolest users, picked just a few
joined together strong form NG-Unit
We the coolest on newgrounds, n***a, you knew it
let me just tell you know we dont like a snitch
so move your damn ass or ill cap you up bitch

Every page I go to
the wankstas on NG, the whole crew (Cracka what?)
judging by their content
i can tell that they be fappin them danks
(x2)

i aint jackin off like these fuckin fags
if i see somethin i fuck it, not to brag
i got connections like my homeboy fulp
if you disagree i beat you to pulp
dont fuck wit us and dont be a clown
but if you flaming or trolling you goin down
i already know we the best but please continue
just dont be a loser or your lifes overdue
if you fuck wit me ill get my revenge
and i got more on that shit right here right now
Ay!

Shut the fuck up and sit your ass down
imma pepper you with my fly rhyming nouns
take this as a warning i aint 'fraid to shoot
if you dodge dis shit then we in pursuit
we better then you, we flyer then you
NG-Unit, bitch you know what we do

Every page I go to
the wankstas on NG, the whole crew (Cracka what?)
judging by their content
i can tell that they be fappin them danks
(x4)


new rap

2009-06-23 18:25:24 by karlkoolkid1999b

got a new rap, coming to AP soon:

im back and its been awhile
ya n***as can put on a smile
here i go
with the flow
got shit to do
aint got time for you

first ill deal with the haters
then tell ya what my fate is

finish it off and get it done
well lets get it started here, son

karlkoolkid goes with the flow
karlkoolkid rakes in the dough
karlkoolkid bout to fuck you up
1999 bitch whasup?
cuz im unbreakable
ya its unmistakable

step off motherfucker

first comes the haters
just here to flaunt
think they're dictators
ill do what i want
got a stanza for each
show my power of my speech
got a bullet for each
go drink some bleach

im gonna start with
a loner
a stoner
a boner
no owner
you know this fags
the condor
aint got no life
soon to be knifed
tryin start shit up
by spammin whats up
write what you want
it aint change jackshit
aint change what you got
ouch bitch got bit

heh heh heh

and i got more n***a
another a homo wigga
out of the closet
he even posts bout it
this guys just plain shit
throwin his whack bits
im just like FAIL
i think its time to bail
n***a set sail
cuz you belong in jail
this guys plain gay
all the fuckin way
this n***a named bean49
i think this guy oughtta resign

lol

karlkoolkid goes with the flow
karlkoolkid rakes in the dough
karlkoolkid bout to fuck you up
1999 bitch whats up?
cuz im unbreakable
ya its unmistakable

step off motherfucker

not eminem, bitch the names karl
haters always try an snarl
but i know im the best
bitch i been blessed
your shits a fuckin jest
you a motherfuckin pest
rhymes rollin off the tongue
bam you be sprung
i may be young
but shit im well hung
goin for 100 posts
while my cock goes 100 inches
cuz i know the most
i know soon youll have the flinches
yea, yea

karlkoolkid goes with the flow
karlkoolkid rakes in the dough
karlkoolkid bout to fuck you up
1999 bitch whats up?
cuz im unbreakable
ya its unmistakable

step off motherfucker

PEACE OUT!

yeeeeaaaa yeeeeaaa yeeeeeeeeeaaaaa



im looking for fellow rappers to rap a verse (already written) on my song..

post here if interested


brutal bannage

2009-06-01 22:47:22 by karlkoolkid1999b

yo newgrounds my long ban is finaly almost over!! i thot of graet things for the forums and audio so be backsoon!

prepare yourself my greatness


the ban rap

2009-05-27 17:45:12 by karlkoolkid1999b

i got banned so i made a sick rap about how unfair it is
check it out or ill kill you

LYRICS:
tryin to have a good time BAN!
showin off my sick rhymes BAN!
my arms got a twitch BAN!
just fucked some dumb bitch BAN!
posting in a spam thread BAN!
powers gone to their head BAN!

BAN BAN BAN

ive had it up to here
i think its pretty clear
abuse is quite severe
good users dissapear

im like a pioneer
ill start a revolution
im like a brigadier
top of the devolution
im like an engineer
i will find the solution
we gotta volunteer
to stop this execution!

this is legit
mods dont know shit
ill never quit
you said it

KARL FOR MOD! HEY!

tryin to have a good time BAN!
showin off my sick rhymes BAN!
my arms got a twitch BAN!
just fucked some dumb bitch BAN!
posting in a spam thread BAN!
powers gone to their head BAN!

BAN BAN BAN

dese n***as put the BS in BBS
just when you thought you makin progress
BAN
n***a digress
and reassess
BAN
fuck that shit again and transgress

they do what the fuck they want
think they can act all nonchalant
postin spam shit just to taunt
breakin rules just to flaunt

BAN

fuck!

get your head out your ass
or ill kick your ass
BAN
drink some petroleum gas

i aint no critique
but ban me for a week
shit thats weak
you know imma beak

i just speakin my mind
just tryin to unwind
but for the sake of mankind
be a bit less inclined

to ban and shit GOOOOOOO

KARL FOR MOD! HEY!

tryin to have a good time BAN!
showin off my sick rhymes BAN!
my arms got a twitch BAN!
just fucked some dumb bitch BAN!
posting in a spam thread BAN!
powers gone to their head BAN!
(x2)


an awesome rap

2009-05-25 21:31:47 by karlkoolkid1999b

i posted a great rap song about how im coler then you! check it out!

LYRICS:
(yeah).. karlkoolkid1999 .. karlkoolkid1999 (n***a)... karlkoolkid1999 (lets go)

Yeah! I'm cooler then you!
Whack! I'm flyer then you!
Noob! I'm smarter then you!
STFU I'm better then you!

yo im karl kool kid 1999
yea my user page it be pretty fine
but dont take a shine
take this as a sign
dont treat me like im some sort of water melon vine

let me tell you n*gga, i dont take kindly to noobs
unless you got big double d boobs
you betta get right back to your rubix cubes
i just dont have time for all dees newbie-newbie-noobs

i dont think youll ever meet someone sooo fly
anyone one who disagrees just say "I"
Say "I am a homo" know you cant deny
cuz everyone likes karl an apple pie

Yeah! I'm cooler then you!
Whack! I'm flyer then you!
Noob! I'm smarter then you!
STFU I'm better then you!

now i hear n*ggas talkin all in my ear

i aint got time for all of dese queers
i know your still takin but i really cant hear
cant hear shit over my shiny amplifi-eeer

so dont F with me
dont mess with me
dont show me shitty flashes that just have a B
i really gotta wonder how it got so many 9s

now look here mate
dont procrastinate
if you at all late
you def'nite'ly aint straight

outta my way and outta my life
get outta here n*gga, you aint my wife
please dont make get out my huntin' knife
you know i got the moves to put it in you, aight?

Yeah! I'm cooler then you!
Whack! I'm flyer then you!
Noob! I'm smarter then you!
STFU I'm better then you!
(x2)

im just talented, dont ask me how
but dats all the time i got for you now
its about time i take a bow
ill be back soon yeaaaa just say wow


holy hannah

2009-05-23 16:13:21 by karlkoolkid1999b

i make songs and im AWESOME HOLY FUCK
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /240650

next song : karlkoolkid99 is better then you ( a rap about how cool i am)