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karls back

2009-07-06 17:12:34 by karlkoolkid1999b

im finally back with a new ass-kicking rap

karls back, kick this shit off, im freestylin
i aint a one trick, i got shit, im versatile an
if you need some shit done, give me a dial an
n***a say what you want im freeflyin

i get shit done, ill fuck shit up
no second thoughts, shit gets done like "sup"
im a brutal n***a, imma pwn these nubs
nothin left but a charred pancake cup

them haters aint last long versus karl
ill take em all on in one big brawl
before they say shit, they ensnarled
fuck you up into a crippled gnarl

ill stir shit up like robert morris
i beat you up like chuck fucking norris
all the while in your girls clitoris

n***a please, its karl say zing zing

zerobombers - i kill em
my n***as - we just chillin
trollers - they just suck an
their bitches - i fuck em
haters - i cap em
newgrounds - they just fappin

n***a please, its karl say zing zing

my raps the flyest in the motherfuckin universe
nothing is better, all your shits worse
if you try to diss me, you might just be cursed
im the best at everything im so diverse

im the best on the site, i make it what it is
i dont care, what n***a hater says
i already know im a motherfuckin whiz
but pedos askin my age - mind your own biz

they think they can ban me as they please
from stickam, the BBS, reviewing, thats threes
so this site im gonna motherfuckin seize
shits so tight, you die if you cut the cheese

not for long bitch, karl will be your king
you think you can fight it, A-game you bring?
bitch please, your dead before anything

n***a please, its karl say zing zing

zerobombers - i kill em
my n***as - we just chillin
trollers - they just suck an
their bitches - i fuck em
haters - i cap em
newgrounds - they just fappin

zerobombers - i kill em
my n***as - we just chillin
trollers - they just suck an
their bitches - i fuck em
haters - i cap em
newgrounds - they just fappin

n***a please, its karl say zing zing


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karlkoolkid1999bkarlkoolkid1999b

2009-07-06 17:15:38

up loaded vote 5


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-06 17:24:09

O NOES! THE FAIL IS BACK!

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

why are you back?

O BURN


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-06 17:24:22

Voting 0 XD

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

zerobombing bitch


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-06 17:28:52

I'm back because I never left :P

Also, those shitty 'songs' you keep submitting deserve to be zero bombed. They deserve a negative score infact.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

i disagree withyour comment


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-06 17:42:53

No one else does XD

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

ya every1


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-06 18:01:38

No, everyone would agree with my comment. Just look at your previous news posts, you'll notice that the only people who don't hate your music are obviously being sarcastic.

If you can't detect the sarcasm, than you must be an even bigger idiot than I thought.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

your cool

(detect that sarcasm beotch)


FlyMusikFlyMusik

2009-07-06 18:31:30

You sure have a lot of ego for someone who has never gotten higher than a one. Loosen up a little bit. You came in NG thinkin you were the best and what do you know, you weren't. Even DJ-Delinquent and Kalibur don't have as much of an ego as you do. Cool it, man.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

my ego is OK


FlyMusikFlyMusik

2009-07-06 18:35:06

This has GOT to be some sort of satirical act. Are you serious about all this stuff? You could have fooled me.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

im serious nigga


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-06 21:39:17

I DID detect that sarcasm.

And your ego is not OK, it is even larger than mine was when I was 11, and that's pretty damn huge.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

arguing you is boring you suck


BlueKoalaClockBlueKoalaClock

2009-07-07 00:32:59

Nub doesn't rhyme with cup, nimrod.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

its does if you say it sort of like nup

i bend the rules nigga


SpoopySpoopy

2009-07-07 01:02:43

thank you for coming back!!!!

1.19 / 5.00 (+ 0.32) on ur newest song lolz i did best i could

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

thx dawg


SpoopySpoopy

2009-07-07 01:03:28

o yea & Yo dont listen to tha h8rs you r awesome make more no matter what the haters says cuz fuc them they suc

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

word homie


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-07 14:28:28

"arguing you is boring you suck"

Seriously, what the hell is that supposed to mean?

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

it meansyou suck


IFuckingSuckIFuckingSuck

2009-07-07 22:50:41

FUCK YOU

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

Your right, you do fucking suck


hecticjonhecticjon

2009-07-08 14:49:43

This fails as much as your last ones, we must vote 0.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

fuckin zerobombers fuck you


AggzzaAggzza

2009-07-08 21:44:29

i wish i was as kool as karl so i could make sweet sound effects like make echos with my voice
then i would get all the biches and hoes

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

word


BossBoss

2009-07-09 12:39:59

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 079983

lol wtf you suicided?
i don't think so

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

no i didnt and that link doesnt work wtf are you talking about?


wildface098wildface098

2009-07-11 05:46:12

Who The Fuck Are You And Why Are You On This Site?

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

Why The Fuck Do You Capatilize Every Word


Pivot123Pivot123

2009-07-11 19:15:45

Oh...My...GAWD! that was awful! i seriously hope you don't actually sing these! >:(

Also rap sucks.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

you suck FUCKY UO RPASD THE BEST AND IM THEB EST RAP SO YOU CAN SUCK YOUR OWN PENIS AND TICK IT IN A A BEEHVIEVA ND DIE IN A BURNING ABYSS OF DFEATYH NIGGER


BossBoss

2009-07-11 20:19:51

lolo soemone made a thread saying because people amde fun of you you commited suicide or some dumb shit like that, mods deleted it soon after,.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

well i didnt wtf


dieordieo386dieordieo386

2009-07-11 21:15:44

Over using the word N***a, shitty lyrics, censors. You fail.

-1

Also go ahead and try to insult me. It will only prove your a immature 11 year old who can't handle being told your music sucks.

Also if your white you can't say N***a or N****r without black people approvel.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

fuck you nigger


evan210evan210

2009-07-11 21:58:02

"them haters aint last long versus karl"

...says the person who left because of us 'haters'

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

i didnt leave i just have a life


XDuskXDusk

2009-07-11 22:47:15

Eat a dick. Stop making music. Im votin 0 on that shit mayne , garbage.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

fuck you zerobomber


StruggleStruggle

2009-07-11 22:58:25

Jul. 11, 2009 | 7:25 PM karlkoolkid1999b responds:
you suck FUCKY UO RPASD THE BEST AND IM THEB EST RAP SO YOU CAN SUCK YOUR OWN PENIS AND TICK IT IN A A BEEHVIEVA ND DIE IN A BURNING ABYSS OF DFEATYH N****R

^i fucking lold

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

suck a penuis


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-12 14:02:38

Oh and by the way, aggzza was being sarcastic. And once again. you where far too stupid to realize it.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

im mroe smart then you


la-yinnla-yinn

2009-07-12 14:29:16

Dude, you fucking suck.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

your jealous


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-12 15:19:33

Face it, no one likes you or your rap. NO ONE. AT ALL.

Not only because Rap is a terrible excuse for music, but also because you are a terrible excuse for a rapper.

Go kill yourself.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

get a life and stop posting on my page faggot


PlynithPlynith

2009-07-13 20:35:18

What's your IQ, honestly? I'm a gifted child, a creative learner, and I've written more than my share of songs and poems. I don't like rap because it's just a repetitive poem-song. At least Eminem is better and more popular than you.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

eminem sucks my iq is over 9000


Arctic-ZoneArctic-Zone

2009-07-13 21:02:12

By the way, Plynith is my alt account. I'll give you summat of the top o' my head, chap.

I'm freeflyin',
I'm not shyin'
away from you.
Show me whatcha got,
Can't touch me I'm so hot.
You're cryin' to your mama
That you're such a wimpy flamah.
She's tellin' ya to fight me,
But I have the key to your mind.
So powerful I'm makin' ya fight yourself,
You're gettin' a fright of your self,
Cuz I'm hot
And you're not.

First time. Plus, judging from your username you're ten, so please ask Wade to terminate your account so you can continue watching Spongebob.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

your rap is horrible


FlyByNightFlyByNight

2009-07-13 22:49:27

Go away. Your rap sucks, you're too arrogant to accept criticism and change for the better. You are not from the fucking ghetto, you're 10 years old, and live in the suburbs. You wouldn't last more than a few seconds in the hood. Go outside and play and have fun like a kid, just leave Newgrounds nobody wants you.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

no way nigga born and raised in the ghetto


hibillyjobobhibillyjobob

2009-07-14 01:46:55

i love you, i am going to give all your raps a 4 every day fo shizz
like when im saying true dat haters like all those wangstas
say fuck
i say no;

fuck you

this is a goldmine here yo im taking this gold and im sticking up my ass
to save for later
i save them all and watch them everyday
but ya know dont hate me this just my opinion yo im speaken oooouut
this my style and im keepen it.
keep it up ma brotha cause the more raps you make the happier i'll be
and dat be right on right on
so ma wangsta buddy you seem tres young to be with all dat vulga language
butt im nooooooooooo judging, i like dat it good for you and it builds character

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

1 - give them 5 not 4
2 - you reviewed them 0 you lying asshole
3 - wankstas, not wangstas wtf
4 - you dont make any fucking sense
5 - i think you are mentally retarded


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-14 12:35:50

If you are really "more smart than me" than act like it.

STOP MAKING YOUR SHITTY SONGS, NO ONE LIKES THEM, AND NO ONE LIKES YOU.

START EXEPTING THE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISCIM RATHER THAN TELLING US TO GO FUCK OURSELVES EVERY TIME WE DON'T THINK YOUR SHITTY SONGS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT.

STOP BITCHING ABOUT YOUR SONGS LOW SCORES, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ZERO THEY GET IS WELL DESERVED.

GET THE FUCK OFF NEWGROUNDS. NOT ONLY ARE YOU TOO YOUNG, YOU ARE ALSO WAY TOO FUCKING STUPID AND WAY TOO FUCKING BAD AT MAKING RAP, WHICH ISN'T A GOOD GENRE OF MUSIC IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Now, if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go zerobomb your songs ;)

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

this is like your 10th comment, GTFO, get a life


hecticjonhecticjon

2009-07-14 16:21:00

We're not zerobombing you, you deserve your shitty 0 score. Leave Newgrounds before we force you out of Newgrounds.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

fuck you GTFO


hecticjonhecticjon

2009-07-14 16:22:33

Also, here is proof that you are the worst rapper ever: YOUR SCORES!

[KKK99] EPIC FREESTYLE
Hip Hop - Olskool Song
Current Score: 0.43 / 5.00

[KKK99] GET FUCKED
Hip Hop - Olskool Song
Current Score: 0.30 / 5.00

[KKK99] FAPPIN THEM DANKS
Hip Hop - Olskool Song
Current Score: 0.14 / 5.00

[KKK99] STEP OFF MOTHERFUCKER
Hip Hop - Modern Song
Current Score: 0.19 / 5.00

[KKK99] WEHAVEFRESHCOOKIES
Hip Hop - Modern Song
Current Score: 0.44 / 5.00

THE BAN RAP [KKK99]
Hip Hop - Modern Song
Current Score: 0.49 / 5.00

KARLKOOLKID IS BETTER THEN YOU
Hip Hop - Modern Song
Current Score: 0.61 / 5.00

MOST EPIC SONG EVER CREATED
Trance Song
Current Score: 0.51 / 5.00

LOOP OF AWESOME
Techno Loop
Current Score: 0.34 / 5.00

What? You fail, you can't even get a fucking 1. Die now.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

only cuz zerobombers like you

plus this is like your 10th post

GTFO get a life


Arctic-ZoneArctic-Zone

2009-07-14 17:50:43

You can't have an IQ the size of a meme unless you're an amoeba. Oh, wait...
Also, my IQ is about 120-140. People get there IQ rated from 0-200 points, I think.
One other thing: you are ten years old and your "rap gold" is actually very badly made, and written in two hours while you're looking in the dictionary to see what "a" means. I wrote mine in about thirty seconds, and it's mediocre or good, definitely better than yours.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

no fucking way it sucks so much
like a vaccuum


Arctic-ZoneArctic-Zone

2009-07-14 17:52:58

People get THEIR* IQ rated from 0-200, I think.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

i dont care if you misspelled one owrd stop posting so much


FlyMusikFlyMusik

2009-07-14 18:09:17

Arctic zone's rap is pretty good for his first time.

Your's is BAD. NEVER call people n***as at this age. EVER. Someone's gonna beat you up bad for it and it just makes you a douche.

Also, saying you have an IQ of 9000 makes you sound REEEALLY stupid. I have an IQ of 140 and anyone with an IQ over 110 knows that you can't have an IQ over 9000. I doubt you even know what IQ means. Tell me after you call me a cock sucking n***a or something what an IQ means

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

im just that smart

ps i know you are arctic zones alt


hecticjonhecticjon

2009-07-14 18:40:20

Understand this: WE ARE NOT ZEROBOMBERS, YOUR MUSIC IS TRUE SHIT. DON'T TELL ME TO GET A LIFE WHEN A FEW MONTHS AGO YOU SAID THE NG SERVER CRASHING WAS THE WORST 2 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE. REALLY? I'M THE ONE WITH NO LIFE? BULLSHIT. GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

caps are for homosssss


Arctic-ZoneArctic-Zone

2009-07-14 20:16:07

Ya know, I only have one alt to fall back on. That's Plynith. I have no art, no music. FlyMusik does. I don't even KNOW him, and he probably has better stuff than you.
Now say something about furries.

P.S. Combined, zoophiles/plushophiles/bestialists make up less than ONE PERCENT OF THE FURRY COMMUNITY. Just try insulting them after you know that most furries aren't even sexually active about the thing.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

whats with this zoophile shit? wtf? are you some fury homo or something? i didnt even know thx for letting me know what a homo you are


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-14 21:15:55

Who gives a fuck if I have a life or not? It's the fucking internet, so that doesn't even fucking matter. Stop using that as an argument just because you can't succuessfully argue against us. Besides, it's not like YOU have one.

STOP BLAMING YOU LOW SCORES ON ZEROBOMBERS, ALL ARTISTS GET ZEROBOMBED, YET THEY STILL HAVE HIGH SCORES, THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE LOW SCORES INDICATES THAT YOUR RAPS ARE SHIT. JUST LOOK AROUND, YOU'LL NOTICE THAT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU CAN RAP ARE EITHER TOTAL FUCKING MORONS, TROLLS, OR BEING SARCASTIC.

Is it not totally fucking obvious? NO ONE LIKES YOU. YOU FUCKING SUCK.

And by the way, if you really think that you have an IQ of 9000, than you are really fucking stupid (again). If I even need to tell you why, than, well, ONCE AGAIN, you are fucking stupid. Such an IQ score is near impossible. Only one in 11 billion people have an IQ of 200, so do you seriously think that yours could possibly be nine fucking thousand? The chances of YOU, ONE OF THE LEAST INTELLIGENT USERS ON THIS SITE HAVING SUCH AN IQ SCORE ARE EVEN SMALLER THAN THE CHANCES OF GOD EXISTING. Your IQ is probably less than 90, and i'm not exagerateing when I say that.

Just take a fucking IQ test, it will show you just how fucking stupid you are.

And stop using the N word so fucking much, it doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look like a fucking racist, though I don't doubt that you are.

And for fuck's sake, Get the fuck off tis site, we don't like little kids, especially the ones that are too fucking stupid to realize the lack of quality in their songs.

Or, better yet, kill yourself.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

tl;dr


FunkmasterCatkingFunkmasterCatking

2009-07-15 00:08:05

I LOVE YOU.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

in a non sexual way i hope


FUCKYOUFAGGOTFUCKYOUFAGGOT

2009-07-15 12:02:31

omg don't listen to them h8ers ur rap is awsom even better than everyone elses rap pls don't leave this site all the kewl ppl leik ur music

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

nice account name


TMM43TMM43

2009-07-15 15:10:38

Hot Karta Imma kiss the spot for ya
And Imma kiss ya till ya scream
wait a minute motha fucka
Yeah, I turn you on like a handle
Like the television on the weather channel
Cause I make it rain girl,
Now call me wayne girl,
you just frontin cause you never been to wayne's world.
Weezy F at the plate again
Kerry if you pitch it Imma swing away at it
I play to win
I bait em in
I do my thing no you in love with an alien
Someone better play the fence
Someone better tell em bout me
Baby I'm the shit now thats the only thing you smell around me
If you the shit now get the F around me
You turn me off.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

whack


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-15 16:14:17

You should really read that TLDR wall of text I posted above, otherwise you're a lazy cunt.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

i just have a life
you obviously dont since this is like your 20th comment here


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-15 16:30:59

You don't have a life either, you hypocrite bastard.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

ya i do its a great hustla life in the ghetto


AndrewGlisson13AndrewGlisson13

2009-07-15 16:32:58

For fuck's sake, don't say "tldr" "caps are for homos" or "you have no life" every time you are either too fucking stupid to try and defend yourself or too fucking lazy to read it.

Go die.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

will its true you keep commenting and proving me right fucktard


hecticjonhecticjon

2009-07-15 16:33:39

karlkoolkid1999b responds:
i just have a life
you obviously dont since this is like your 20th comment here

No you don't. Once again, you fucking egotistical moron, you said that the NG server crashing was the worst two minutes of your life. Yeah, that's a real life.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:
caps are for homosssss

What is your problem with gay people? Some of my friends are gay.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

lol ok mr.ihavegayfriends


Arctic-ZoneArctic-Zone

2009-07-15 17:35:54

HCC, I'm gay too. Obviously this young'un needs to learn about being non-xenophobic.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

LOL FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!


hibillyjobobhibillyjobob

2009-07-15 17:38:41

yo karl my dawg
lets go in the bog
and hump a frog
and drink egg nog

because we are gangsters
and we kill wangsters

were to cool to be straight
being homo was always our fate
touche mon frere i appear to be late
so i g2g peace mate

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

WHAT THE FUCK?


TheThinWhaleTheThinWhale

2009-07-15 18:18:45

your a fag and when you hit pubirty you will finally realize how gay you were acting I means seriously you fucking suck.

karlkoolkid1999b responds:

no you do
whales are fat