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karls back

Posted by karlkoolkid1999b - July 6th, 2009


im finally back with a new ass-kicking rap

karls back, kick this shit off, im freestylin
i aint a one trick, i got shit, im versatile an
if you need some shit done, give me a dial an
n***a say what you want im freeflyin

i get shit done, ill fuck shit up
no second thoughts, shit gets done like "sup"
im a brutal n***a, imma pwn these nubs
nothin left but a charred pancake cup

them haters aint last long versus karl
ill take em all on in one big brawl
before they say shit, they ensnarled
fuck you up into a crippled gnarl

ill stir shit up like robert morris
i beat you up like chuck fucking norris
all the while in your girls clitoris

n***a please, its karl say zing zing

zerobombers - i kill em
my n***as - we just chillin
trollers - they just suck an
their bitches - i fuck em
haters - i cap em
newgrounds - they just fappin

n***a please, its karl say zing zing

my raps the flyest in the motherfuckin universe
nothing is better, all your shits worse
if you try to diss me, you might just be cursed
im the best at everything im so diverse

im the best on the site, i make it what it is
i dont care, what n***a hater says
i already know im a motherfuckin whiz
but pedos askin my age - mind your own biz

they think they can ban me as they please
from stickam, the BBS, reviewing, thats threes
so this site im gonna motherfuckin seize
shits so tight, you die if you cut the cheese

not for long bitch, karl will be your king
you think you can fight it, A-game you bring?
bitch please, your dead before anything

n***a please, its karl say zing zing

zerobombers - i kill em
my n***as - we just chillin
trollers - they just suck an
their bitches - i fuck em
haters - i cap em
newgrounds - they just fappin

zerobombers - i kill em
my n***as - we just chillin
trollers - they just suck an
their bitches - i fuck em
haters - i cap em
newgrounds - they just fappin

n***a please, its karl say zing zing


Comments

Over using the word N***a, shitty lyrics, censors. You fail.

-1

Also go ahead and try to insult me. It will only prove your a immature 11 year old who can't handle being told your music sucks.

Also if your white you can't say N***a or N****r without black people approvel.

fuck you nigger

"them haters aint last long versus karl"

...says the person who left because of us 'haters'

i didnt leave i just have a life

Eat a dick. Stop making music. Im votin 0 on that shit mayne , garbage.

fuck you zerobomber

Jul. 11, 2009 | 7:25 PM karlkoolkid1999b responds:
you suck FUCKY UO RPASD THE BEST AND IM THEB EST RAP SO YOU CAN SUCK YOUR OWN PENIS AND TICK IT IN A A BEEHVIEVA ND DIE IN A BURNING ABYSS OF DFEATYH N****R

^i fucking lold

suck a penuis

Oh and by the way, aggzza was being sarcastic. And once again. you where far too stupid to realize it.

im mroe smart then you

Dude, you fucking suck.

your jealous

Face it, no one likes you or your rap. NO ONE. AT ALL.

Not only because Rap is a terrible excuse for music, but also because you are a terrible excuse for a rapper.

Go kill yourself.

get a life and stop posting on my page faggot

What's your IQ, honestly? I'm a gifted child, a creative learner, and I've written more than my share of songs and poems. I don't like rap because it's just a repetitive poem-song. At least Eminem is better and more popular than you.

eminem sucks my iq is over 9000

By the way, Plynith is my alt account. I'll give you summat of the top o' my head, chap.

I'm freeflyin',
I'm not shyin'
away from you.
Show me whatcha got,
Can't touch me I'm so hot.
You're cryin' to your mama
That you're such a wimpy flamah.
She's tellin' ya to fight me,
But I have the key to your mind.
So powerful I'm makin' ya fight yourself,
You're gettin' a fright of your self,
Cuz I'm hot
And you're not.

First time. Plus, judging from your username you're ten, so please ask Wade to terminate your account so you can continue watching Spongebob.

your rap is horrible

Go away. Your rap sucks, you're too arrogant to accept criticism and change for the better. You are not from the fucking ghetto, you're 10 years old, and live in the suburbs. You wouldn't last more than a few seconds in the hood. Go outside and play and have fun like a kid, just leave Newgrounds nobody wants you.

no way nigga born and raised in the ghetto

i love you, i am going to give all your raps a 4 every day fo shizz
like when im saying true dat haters like all those wangstas
say fuck
i say no;

fuck you

this is a goldmine here yo im taking this gold and im sticking up my ass
to save for later
i save them all and watch them everyday
but ya know dont hate me this just my opinion yo im speaken oooouut
this my style and im keepen it.
keep it up ma brotha cause the more raps you make the happier i'll be
and dat be right on right on
so ma wangsta buddy you seem tres young to be with all dat vulga language
butt im nooooooooooo judging, i like dat it good for you and it builds character

1 - give them 5 not 4
2 - you reviewed them 0 you lying asshole
3 - wankstas, not wangstas wtf
4 - you dont make any fucking sense
5 - i think you are mentally retarded

If you are really "more smart than me" than act like it.

STOP MAKING YOUR SHITTY SONGS, NO ONE LIKES THEM, AND NO ONE LIKES YOU.

START EXEPTING THE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISCIM RATHER THAN TELLING US TO GO FUCK OURSELVES EVERY TIME WE DON'T THINK YOUR SHITTY SONGS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT.

STOP BITCHING ABOUT YOUR SONGS LOW SCORES, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ZERO THEY GET IS WELL DESERVED.

GET THE FUCK OFF NEWGROUNDS. NOT ONLY ARE YOU TOO YOUNG, YOU ARE ALSO WAY TOO FUCKING STUPID AND WAY TOO FUCKING BAD AT MAKING RAP, WHICH ISN'T A GOOD GENRE OF MUSIC IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Now, if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go zerobomb your songs ;)

this is like your 10th comment, GTFO, get a life

We're not zerobombing you, you deserve your shitty 0 score. Leave Newgrounds before we force you out of Newgrounds.

fuck you GTFO

Also, here is proof that you are the worst rapper ever: YOUR SCORES!

[KKK99] EPIC FREESTYLE
Hip Hop - Olskool Song
Current Score: 0.43 / 5.00

[KKK99] GET FUCKED
Hip Hop - Olskool Song
Current Score: 0.30 / 5.00

[KKK99] FAPPIN THEM DANKS
Hip Hop - Olskool Song
Current Score: 0.14 / 5.00

[KKK99] STEP OFF MOTHERFUCKER
Hip Hop - Modern Song
Current Score: 0.19 / 5.00

[KKK99] WEHAVEFRESHCOOKIES
Hip Hop - Modern Song
Current Score: 0.44 / 5.00

THE BAN RAP [KKK99]
Hip Hop - Modern Song
Current Score: 0.49 / 5.00

KARLKOOLKID IS BETTER THEN YOU
Hip Hop - Modern Song
Current Score: 0.61 / 5.00

MOST EPIC SONG EVER CREATED
Trance Song
Current Score: 0.51 / 5.00

LOOP OF AWESOME
Techno Loop
Current Score: 0.34 / 5.00

What? You fail, you can't even get a fucking 1. Die now.

only cuz zerobombers like you

plus this is like your 10th post

GTFO get a life

You can't have an IQ the size of a meme unless you're an amoeba. Oh, wait...
Also, my IQ is about 120-140. People get there IQ rated from 0-200 points, I think.
One other thing: you are ten years old and your "rap gold" is actually very badly made, and written in two hours while you're looking in the dictionary to see what "a" means. I wrote mine in about thirty seconds, and it's mediocre or good, definitely better than yours.

no fucking way it sucks so much
like a vaccuum

People get THEIR* IQ rated from 0-200, I think.

i dont care if you misspelled one owrd stop posting so much

Arctic zone's rap is pretty good for his first time.

Your's is BAD. NEVER call people n***as at this age. EVER. Someone's gonna beat you up bad for it and it just makes you a douche.

Also, saying you have an IQ of 9000 makes you sound REEEALLY stupid. I have an IQ of 140 and anyone with an IQ over 110 knows that you can't have an IQ over 9000. I doubt you even know what IQ means. Tell me after you call me a cock sucking n***a or something what an IQ means

im just that smart

ps i know you are arctic zones alt

Understand this: WE ARE NOT ZEROBOMBERS, YOUR MUSIC IS TRUE SHIT. DON'T TELL ME TO GET A LIFE WHEN A FEW MONTHS AGO YOU SAID THE NG SERVER CRASHING WAS THE WORST 2 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE. REALLY? I'M THE ONE WITH NO LIFE? BULLSHIT. GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

caps are for homosssss

Ya know, I only have one alt to fall back on. That's Plynith. I have no art, no music. FlyMusik does. I don't even KNOW him, and he probably has better stuff than you.
Now say something about furries.

P.S. Combined, zoophiles/plushophiles/bestialists make up less than ONE PERCENT OF THE FURRY COMMUNITY. Just try insulting them after you know that most furries aren't even sexually active about the thing.

whats with this zoophile shit? wtf? are you some fury homo or something? i didnt even know thx for letting me know what a homo you are

Who gives a fuck if I have a life or not? It's the fucking internet, so that doesn't even fucking matter. Stop using that as an argument just because you can't succuessfully argue against us. Besides, it's not like YOU have one.

STOP BLAMING YOU LOW SCORES ON ZEROBOMBERS, ALL ARTISTS GET ZEROBOMBED, YET THEY STILL HAVE HIGH SCORES, THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE LOW SCORES INDICATES THAT YOUR RAPS ARE SHIT. JUST LOOK AROUND, YOU'LL NOTICE THAT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU CAN RAP ARE EITHER TOTAL FUCKING MORONS, TROLLS, OR BEING SARCASTIC.

Is it not totally fucking obvious? NO ONE LIKES YOU. YOU FUCKING SUCK.

And by the way, if you really think that you have an IQ of 9000, than you are really fucking stupid (again). If I even need to tell you why, than, well, ONCE AGAIN, you are fucking stupid. Such an IQ score is near impossible. Only one in 11 billion people have an IQ of 200, so do you seriously think that yours could possibly be nine fucking thousand? The chances of YOU, ONE OF THE LEAST INTELLIGENT USERS ON THIS SITE HAVING SUCH AN IQ SCORE ARE EVEN SMALLER THAN THE CHANCES OF GOD EXISTING. Your IQ is probably less than 90, and i'm not exagerateing when I say that.

Just take a fucking IQ test, it will show you just how fucking stupid you are.

And stop using the N word so fucking much, it doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look like a fucking racist, though I don't doubt that you are.

And for fuck's sake, Get the fuck off tis site, we don't like little kids, especially the ones that are too fucking stupid to realize the lack of quality in their songs.

Or, better yet, kill yourself.

tl;dr

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